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Calvin as Wash, love it.

Dimples May the Fourth be with you. - Imgur

Dimples May the Fourth be with you. - Imgur

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Reblogging this because it's SO FUCKING GOOD

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Sash's bra size is a 32DDD. Reblog if you love big boobs. http://suicidegirls.com/join

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Portal Gun Fun

Portal Gun Fun:

Introduction: What happens when I discover a working hand held portal device…  

 

When I got the package, I was thrilled. I spent a hundred dollars for a replica of the gun from the games Portal 2 and Portal. It claimed to have working lights, sounds, and moving parts. It would be interesting to see how good it looked.

When I took it out of the wrapping, it looked exactly like the gun from the game. It was a little smaller and seemed to be one handed, instead of it's normal two handed size. I tested it out, and was glad to see the promised functions worked. However, the batteries died really quickly.

I replaced them with some higher power, higher function ones, as well as added a laser projector to the end. It's snap on and off when I touched the trigger, so I could see where the portal was going to be aimed. I loaded it back up, put it back together, and pulled the trigger.

A loud woosh sound emanated from it, and an orange oval appeared on the wall. I blink and stared at it, confused. I must have keyed the second trigger, because I heard another woosh sound, and fell through the floor. I landed right about where I had been standing. It took me a moment to realize I had made a portal at my feet, and it shot me through the one on the wall. It was a good thing I had carpeting, or else I'd have slid right back into the other portal.

I pushed the blue trigger again, this time at another wall. I could see myself, from behind, through it. I spent a good hour sticking my arms, legs, and head through the portals, and looking out the other side. I even put a portal over my toilet, and took a leak from my bedroom.

It was later that night, that made me think of something else to do with the portal gun. I was laying in bed, thinking about sex. My cock was hard, and I was idly rubbing it. I rolled onto my side, and stared at the wall. I then thought about the gun.

I rolled out of bed, and picked up the gun. I aimed it at the wall, and pulled the first trigger. I then turned it a little, aimed, and pulled the second trigger. I then set the gun down, so I'd not accidentally trigger anything.

I walked up to the portals, one next to the other. I saw my cock appear out of the one on my right, as mine went into the one on the left. I looked at the dilemma, and backed up. I pushed my bed against the wall, and lay on my side. I could see my crotch dead on, when I looked through one portal.

"This aught to be interesting," I said to no one.
I scooted up against the wall, with my crotch slightly through the left portal. My cock was in perfect spacing in relations to my face on the other.
"Here goes," I said.

I leaned in and took my cock into my own mouth. The sensation was as good as any other blowjob I had ever gotten. It was strange, too. It felt weird and good, feeling my cock getting sucked, while I was sucking my cock. It was quickly becoming better then any blowjob I could get. Then, before I could consider what I would do about it, I found myself cumming into my own mouth. I swallowed. I don't know why, but I did.
"What sort of fucked up gay fantasy am I living," I asked myself. "Is it really gay, since it's just me doing it?"

I considered that over the next few days. Of course, I was sucking myself off three or four times a day now, too.
That's when I hit on my next experiment. I already conquered self oral sex. Now, I had to conquer self sex. I had to devise a way I could fuck myself in my own ass.

I started with angles. Those didn't quite work. I had to thrust while not moving. I tried a portal facing a portal. That also didn't work. Still had to move and not move.

Finally, I came up with a sliding platform. I could put one portal on it, put one portal on a non-sliding surface, and then close the gap. I would then slide the one portal closer and further. I went to work.

I set up two. The first was a padded platform that I could slide forward and back, like I was holding someone's hips. The other was a platform that sat against my crotch, that I'd stick my cock through. The other platform would be on a pedal system, where I could sit in a chair with no bottom, and pedal. The platform below me would then rise and lower, effectively thrusting up into me from below.

I tried the hip platform first. I set up the two portals, got undressed, and put some lotion liberally on my cock. I then stuck my ass out of the rear portal. I pulled the front portal closer, and guided my cock with one hand. I nudged the portal closer, and felt my cock slide into my ass.

To say the sensation was amazing sells it short. When I was done fucking myself in the ass, I was sweaty, and could feel my cum inside of my body. When I had rested, I tried the pedal chair, and found another amazing ass fucking. I would be reworking this one to a speed adjustable engine, definitely.

I still go out, because I love fucking pussy, but I do so less often now. I find myself spending a couple days just self enjoying. Nothing like having a good fuck or suck fest, with a willing partner.

Can you blame me?

I'd love to take either of these sexy ponies for a ride

I'd love to take either of these sexy ponies for a ride

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sexylittlethings:

go0nz:

i love boobies

Me toooo!

They really are magical things

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Bailey Jay in a cute skirt.

Hi there

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sexanderoticvideos: Brooke Lee Adams & Brea Bennett

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Brooke Lee Adams & Brea Bennett

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nevertootiredtofuck:

I can't quite put my finger on the reason, but I think this is a very sexy video.  Makes me want to get out my camera and record my wife giving me head.

Oral hygiene always gets me rock hard…

Oral hygiene always gets me rock hard…

Not really a Habs fan, but there is something so delicious about...

Not really a Habs fan, but there is something so delicious about a sexy woman in a hockey sweater.

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cognitivedissonance:

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I want this on a shirt!

There is that.

Excellent point

My two favorite characters

My two favorite characters

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